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Are you Listening, Tom Hanks? Jeanne Just Made Crazy Comment #349 and It...
I was with Sassy and Jeanne at the infamous Chit Chat diner, where Jeanne lost Bob a few weeks ago in the parking lot. We were companiably eating our lunch (Jeanne and I had ordered identical meals:...
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My Hairy 4-Footed One Got me into Trouble with Kathie Lee!
I was on the TODAY show yesterday with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotbe. We were talking about sex. Yeah, just the three of us girls getting down to it on national tv. I don’t want to say that Pancake...
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Pancake Has Won a Contest!
The Little Beauty was selected to be one of the Weekly Smilers at BARK magazine! Check it out! http://www.thebark.com/content/weekly-smilers-3-5-12 The Artist’s UGGIE had better watch out!! Here’s...
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Pancake Comes to The Office
On a quiet Friday afternoon, Miss Pancake came to the office with me. As you might imagine, no work was conducted once her little paws hit the industrial carpet of our office on 3rd Avenue. She was...
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Hef came to Bob & Jeanne’s!
Bob, aka Hef I went to Bob and Jeanne’s this weekend to celebrate Jeanne’s triumphal return from her second visit in as many weeks from Hackensack Hospital. Brother Peter, who’d flown into NJ to slap...
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I’m a Weight Watchers Dropout
Who can resist the power of frozen Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies? Not I, said the not so little Wiggles. The good news: I’ve kept off 30 or so pounds for over three years. The bad news: The siren song...
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How Did I Get Baby Jane’s Hands?
So pretty in the bottle; so scary on the hand. I don’t know whatever happened to Baby Jane, but it seems her hands have landed on my body. I scooped up the latest from L’Oreal: a bottle of L’Orange,...
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“Girls” Is NOT the “New”“Sex & the City”
And THIS is NOT the "new" Carrie Bradshaw. I watched. I shuddered. I can hold my tongue no more. Girls, the heavily promoted new HBO series following the escapades of a quartet of twentysomething young...
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Is 50 The New 42?
It is, if you ask my friend Amanda from the dog run. When I told her I was 50, she said she couldn’t believe it and that she thought I was in my early 40s. And it had the ring of truth when she said...
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Mah Suggests I Write to Suze Orman
While chatting up Our Mother on the telephone, I entertained her with tales of the Lord & Master’s and my many fiduciary blunders – mortgage under water, interest-only payments on line of credit,...
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Jesus Gives Carrie Underwood Two Thumbs Down, Too
Probably shielding his eyes from Carrie’s bad acting. Carrie Underwood responded to scathing reviews and internet buzzkill with a tweet: ”Mean people need Jesus.” Sweetie, Jesus isn’t blind or deaf....
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Original “Sound of Music” Baroness Eleanor Parker Dies at 91
A mere four days after The Sound of Music Live! broadcast. Coincidence? I think not. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu.Filed under: celebrities, humor
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